Elephants 4 nobodi

Sometimes I wish someone I knew loved elephants
so I could pick up the great ones I see.
(if you love them and I know you, I don't know you love elephants)
I want to buy them, but I don't like them for myself.
I don't know if that makes sense.
Why would I want to buy them if I don't like them?
I don't know.
I feel like it would be great to just see a tiny elephant
and pick it up and think:
"Hey Sally, I saw this elephant and thought of you"
And behold Sally loves the elephant.
I don't know.
Is it weird to wish for a friend to like elephants so you can buy random ones errwherr?
Honestly elephants would be a good thing to collect.
They're almost wherever you go
But also kind of obnoxious (just for myself in my brain to collect for myself)
Just wait til you walk into Sally's house and she has shelves and shelves of elephants.
All the elephants people have "Hey Sally, picked this up! Thought of you!"
Just staring down at you while you sip tea with Sally.
Just a funny large stampede of elephant shelves.
Yeah... I couldn't collect them myself.
But I'm fine with giving them.
or with Sally collecting them
Who wants to collect elephants?
What if I have a friend who likes them
and I don't know about it
for shame, for shame
I saw 2 good ones I would have bought for you today.
Idk.

I was wishing I had an Echosphere myself (feel free to buy me one)
And thought about buying elephants for whoever else